Category Archives: Children

Brittany's Picks, Children, Fantasy

Episode 84: Forest Warrior (1996)

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We’re back at it again this week, and we brought friends!

It was Brittany’s pick this week, and she took us in a real weird direction by choosing the 1996 kid’s fantasy-adventure, Forest Warrior… Starring the one and only, Chuck Norris. And in a rare Second Class Cinema occurence, we had not one, but TWO guests on to discuss this week’s movie. So, welcome our pals Aaron and Tyler back to the show!

Forest Warrior follows a ragtag group of kids who go on a camping trip, only to discover that a greedy lumber tycoon is seeking to illegally deforest their beloved mountain. In a desperate bid to save it, they team up with a mythical, shape-shifting, mountain man (played by Chuck Norris) to take down Thorne by any means possible… Like hijacking their walkie-talkies, hijinx with fishing poles, and calling upon their animal friends for help. Can they defeat Thorne and save the mountain before it’s too late? They can if Chuck Norris’ mullet has anything to say about it!

Listen up as we discuss clapping bears, Chuck Norris breastfeeding a raccoon, and the power of rock & roll!

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Children, Comedy, FUCK YEAH! (Fucking Sweeps), Holiday, Most Recent, Tom's Picks

Episode 60: Santa With Muscles (1996)

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We are RAPIDLY approaching Christmas here on Second Class Cinema so Tom thought it was only appropriate to bring a little Christmas spirit with him on his selection this week. We watched the 1996 Hulk Hogan holiday ho-down Santa With Muscles. We had special guest Tyler on to help us discuss this one. This is the SECOND Hulk Hogan movie he’s been on for so we’re becoming experts on the subject. Do we shatter our rating system trying to figure this one out!?

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Special guest: Tyler
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What’s a movie without an ice cream truck full of goons?
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Brittany's Picks, Children, FUCK YEAH! (Fucking Sweeps), Horror, Horror Movie Month, Most Recent, Sci-Fi

Episode 53: Monster Squad (1987)

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It’s STILL Horror Movie Month here and we kept it going with another one of Brittany’s picks, the 1987 movie Monster Squad. Special guest Dan comes on to help us discuss this childhood favorite!

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Special Guest: Dan Black
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Children, Foreign, Group/Submission, Kid's Movie Month, Most Recent

Episode 36: Nukie (1988)

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It’s the LAST day of Kid’s Movie Month! YAAAAAY!!! We felt like wrapping the month up with something a little strange, and that was the 1988, sci-fi/thriller Nukie! Ok maybe it wasn’t a “thriller” but Nukie IS terrifying. Jimmy came on to talk about this one with us to help figure out who Nukie is, why he’s here, and why he just won’t die. We go over whether or not this movie would be watchable for children today as well as a long detailed list of what we think Nukie is ACTUALLY made of. LISTEN UP!

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Children, Comedy, Group/Submission, Kid's Movie Month, Martial Arts, Most Recent

Episode 35: 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) & Surf Ninjas (1993)

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It’s still Kid’s Movie Month and we had ourselves a DOUBLE FEEEEATURE! It was ninja night here on Second Class Cinema as we watched both 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain and Surf Ninjas! Erik picked Surf Ninjas while we decided to pad out the ninja night with 3 Ninjas HNAMM as it’s been requested by multiple people. Tyler decided to come on by (who is ultimately getting the blame for 3 Ninjas) to help us to discuss these movies. Which one of these is ultimately the best ninjas movie for kids?

Don’t forget to check out http://www.fatfootfilms.com for some awesome short and feature length movies as well as a backlog of all of our episodes!

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Children, Comedy, FUCK YEAH! (Fucking Sweeps), Kid's Movie Month, Martial Arts, Most Recent, Tom's Picks, Vinegar Syndrome

Episode 34: Sidekicks (1992)

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It’s still Kid’s Movie Months here and Tom chose the 1992 movie Sidekicks starring Johnathan Brandis and Chuck Norris!!! YAAAAAY!!! Special guest Eric comes on to help us with this childhood gem. Only by listening will you know how great Joe Piscopo really was in this movie.
And sponsoring the Kid’s Movie Month is none other than Fat Foot Films http://www.fatfootfilms.com! They’re pretty awesome people over there so you should check out their new feature length comedy How I Dumped My Ex-Boyfriends Body! Also coming soon to their site, the short 48hfp that Tom directed!

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Children, Fantasy, Group/Submission, Kid's Movie Month, Most Recent

Episode 33: Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings (2002)

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For the second episode of Kid’s Movie Month we had our friend Aaron come over with a movie and he brought the 2002 fantasy movie Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings! Not only did he bring that but he also came with a very big secret to let us in on as well, as a matter of fact we all let everyone in on a personal secret. We’ll cover the movie and much, much more all on a great episode of Second Class Cinema.

Sponsoring Kid’s Movie Month (for no other reason than they are also giant children like us) is Fat Foot Films! Check out their site http://www.fatfootfilms.com/ for a back log of our episode AND tons of other great content!
Coming to the site soon is a short comedy that was shot for the Boston 48hr Film Project that Tom directed and produced along side Fat Foot Films AND Aaron too. AWESOME!